A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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black people

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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