- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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