What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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