- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

FUCK THE JEWS

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