Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

My spelling is horrible

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What's funnier than 24? 25

Homosexualism is so gay man

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

women's rights

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