- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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