- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

that wall over there ->

Michael Brown

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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