- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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