- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A car walks into a bar.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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