- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

what are you mike bibby?

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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