How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Boner

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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