Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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WNBA

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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