- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

why did you poop because you are a poop

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

what are you mike bibby?

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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