A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Chris is hairy

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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