Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's your guys names?

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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