- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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