- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

knock knock

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

I shot a bitch.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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