what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

jd and zach loves vigina

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

j.p. is dumb

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

im gay

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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