What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

i have yougurt mit traktor

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

do you have a wife?

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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