- Anti Joke

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

I have a horse.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.