A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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