Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

that wall over there ->

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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