- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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