- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

You know whats funny Aids

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Good afternoon.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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