Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Your girlfriend.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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