A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

i have yougurt mit traktor

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Michael Brown

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

do you have a wife?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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