Wait! hundred billions!

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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