- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Knock knock Fuck off!

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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