- Anti Joke

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

You know whats funny Aids

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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I literally died laughing

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.