What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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