Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Maths.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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