- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Jack Stevens

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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