What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

A seal walks into a club.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Fat people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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