- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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