- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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