- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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