Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Womens rights.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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