- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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