- Anti Joke

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.