Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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hi dave

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Matthew Baker

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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