What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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A dyslexic blind man

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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when debbie meets downer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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