Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Soccer...

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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There's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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