- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Irish sobriety

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

my penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Stop procrastinating.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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