If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Racial Equality

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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