- Anti Joke

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

White NBA players.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet