- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Women's Rights Movement

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What's brown an sticky Shit

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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