- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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