- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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