- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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