- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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