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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Pickles are moist.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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