- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Politics

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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