- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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