What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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The WNBA

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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