- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

get in the car.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Oh s***

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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