I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

women's rights, lol

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

I'm rick james bitch

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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