- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you will like this because i am black.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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