- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What's one plus one? two.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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