Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Justin with a hat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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