- Anti Joke

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.