Your gay

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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