Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Kys

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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