there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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