- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

I used to know what alzheimers was

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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