- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Sex

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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