- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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