Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Pickle

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Your mom is not fat!

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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