- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

mexicans fishing

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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