- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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