What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

A women left the kitchen.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

The holocaust

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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