- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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