A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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