What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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