Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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1+2 = 6

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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