How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

This statement is false.

What do u call a cripple Biv

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

I have a horse.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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