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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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