Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

robin, get in the car.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Wolfjob.

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