- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Everybody will die

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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