A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What is a jew in space? Dead

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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