what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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A shark ate your mom

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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