- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Neil is a reterd.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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