- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

whats black? the colour

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

N-E Pats never cheated

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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