True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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