- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

My wife made me a sandwich

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Tall asians

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

SUCK MY NUTS

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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