- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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