Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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