A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Your mother just died.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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