Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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