- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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