- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

If youre African, why are you white?

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

noah is a scrub jungle

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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