- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Your text.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Poker? I barely even know her.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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