- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Knock knock.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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