- Anti Joke

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.