- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Knock knock.

the redsox

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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