- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

A seal walks into a club.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

read me write me

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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