What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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mexicans fishing

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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The Princess is in another castle

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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