This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Yo mama so fat.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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