- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Whats funny? Your face.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

i committed murder

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

PENIS lol

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

hello anomonous

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??