- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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