- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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