what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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