- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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