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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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