Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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so how about that irline food

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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