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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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