Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Badabing.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Your text.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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