How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

What is black and has no education A tire.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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