Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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