- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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