Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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