- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

"Knock knock" Come in!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Who invented apple? God

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I was watching Fox news.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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