- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nothing

I have read the terms and conditions

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Golf.

Your mam is so fat.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Pickle

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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