What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

homosexual

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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