- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

A car walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Heskey time.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

no rasist joks

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