- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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