If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I had a lemon. hi.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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