In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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