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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Pickles are moist.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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