- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Penis

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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