knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

White NBA players.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

what came first the chicken or the chips

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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