what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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It got hit by a rocket.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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