- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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