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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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