Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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I C U P White stuff

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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