What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

N-E Pats never cheated

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

whats black? the colour

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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